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The Ultimate Insult Generator

Over 60 million hilarious zingers & stingers

Mike Barfield, Author

Series: The Ultimate

Imprint: Laurence King Publishing

Publication date: August 14, 2025

Category: Humour & jokes (Children's / Teenage)

ISBN: 9781510231962

This fabulously fun – and freshly updated – flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions.

Inside you will discover:

Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings

Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger

Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad

Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies

Ever wanted to tell your sister she is as fragrant as an elephant’s undies (but a world authority on Taylor Swift)? Or have you ever had the urge to accuse your grandma of dreaming of a dinosaur’s dungheap? Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you’ll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!

Mike Barfield

Mike Barfield is a best-selling children’s author, cartoonist, poet and performer with books in well over a dozen different languages. He has a first-class degree in Biology from the University of London, and won the Blue Peter Book Awards 2021 for the Best Book with Facts.